How to combat the zombies on campus

Vincent Valdez

October 11, 2017

On the third floor of the JPL, you’ll find a swarm of zombies studying for midterms. They’re skipping class to cram, their eyes are bloodshot and they reek of black coffee. That’s right, the third floor of the JPL smells like hot bean water, and there’s a whole bunch of zombies cramming for...