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#2 Metroid

April 20, 2015

Copyright Nintendo. all rights reserved Those of you reading this that were fortunate enough to actually get an original Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) upon its release may recall that the system included Super Mario Brothers and Duck Hunt. It was an innocent time when plumbers n...

#3: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time

April 13, 2015

Property of Konami and Nintendo. All rights reserved. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles may just be one of the stupidest ideas ever conceived through smoke inhalation. It’s also one of the coolest cartoons ever! Ever since it graced the 80’s with its presence the characters have taken...

#5: Clay Fighter 63 & 1/3

March 30, 2015

Property of Interplay. All rights reserved. Let’s face it, people love violence. Not to be misunderstood, I am referring to violence in entertainment. People have always enjoyed action packed spectacles, from the ancient Colosseum to Pay-Per-View; gaming is no exception. What is it about ...

#8: Super Castlevania IV

February 23, 2015

Copyright Nintendo & Konami. All rights reserved. If I were to pose the question; “What would Halloween or Hammer Horror look like in video game form,” what would you immediately think of? There’s no right or wrong answer, of course, but for some there’s only one: #8: Super Castleva...

Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast

February 16, 2015

Copyright LucasArts All Rights Reserved “Star Wars” is quite possibly one of (if not THE) coolest and most nostalgic science fiction franchises ever conceived. Many will probably dispute me on this, claiming that the one to sit atop that throne is Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Stargat...