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Independent Student Newspaper for the University of Texas at San Antonio

The Paisano

Independent Student Newspaper for the University of Texas at San Antonio

The Paisano

Independent Student Newspaper for the University of Texas at San Antonio

The Paisano

Celebrity activism feigns intellectualism

Celebrity activism feigns intellectualism

Kolbe Chan, Contributor April 28, 2026

The Strokes denounced U.S. foreign intervention during their set at Coachella this year. The moment ignited debate over whether the band had any right or reason to use their platform for political commentary....

Texas hoists Christianity over freedom

Texas hoists Christianity over freedom

Cruz Delgado, Managing Editor April 28, 2026

A bookshelf filled with Holy Bibles and a single, chalky copy of “Macbeth” sits alongside a poster of the Ten Commandments. This image does not derive from the latest sequel of the Christian drama...

Clavicular’s mug can’t mog

Clavicular’s mug can’t mog

Karis Vickers, Social Media Editor April 28, 2026

Looks-maxxing began as a way to better appearances by paying more attention to clothes, skincare, hair and sleep, but it has quickly devolved into misogyny and bone smashing. Braden Peters, better known...

Stop cope-maxxing, buddy

Stop cope-maxxing, buddy

Anonymous April 28, 2026

Viral streamer “Clavicular,” government name Braden Peters, burst on to the scene last December after running over a stream sniper with his Cybertruck. When he was questioned about whether the victim...

Bapple saves lives

Bapple saves lives

Nalani Cox, Staff Writer April 28, 2026

Busch Light rereleased its Busch Light Apple beer on April 20, and people are obsessed. The beer first launched in 2020 but was taken off the shelves. Fans constantly begged for the company to bring the...

We appreciate advisors or not

We appreciate advisors or not

Jennifer Rochester, Contributor April 28, 2026

 UT San Antonio celebrated National Advisor Appreciation Day on April 17. The university made a post on Instagram as an expression of gratitude. An appreciation day for one of the worst performing offices...

2 poorly dressed devils wear Prada

2 poorly dressed devils wear Prada

Marisela Cruz, News Editor April 28, 2026

The legacy of “The Devil Wears Prada,” a 2003 novel, has gained a cult following from its 2006 movie adaptation, starring Meryl Streep as Miranda Priestly and Anne Hathaway as Andrea Sachs. An upcoming...

Defund Student Government

Defund Student Government

Editorial Board April 28, 2026

The Student Government Association disregards its students. No other explanation exists for an organization that takes almost half of its constituents’ money for itself and treats accountability systems...

Tomato, tomato; let InfoWars die

Tomato, tomato; let InfoWars die

Emma Cavanaugh, Distribution Manager April 28, 2026

Deranged InfoWars broadcast host Alex Jones — infamous for his crazed conspiracy theories — landed himself in a debt of $1.5 billion in legal reimbursements. After getting sued for calling Sandy Hook’s...

Bigots remain unworthy of tolerance

Bigots remain unworthy of tolerance

Sam Rencher, Staff Writer April 28, 2026

Baylor University recently hosted a pro-LGBTQ+ event, “All Are Neighbors,” on the same day that Turning Point USA made a stop at the campus. Both events being simultaneously hosted is more of a novel...

Class consciousness through fire

Class consciousness through fire

Adrix Tankersley, Contributor April 21, 2026

In Ontario, California, warehouse employee Chamel Adbulkarim was arrested after setting fire to the facility where he worked. The fire caused over $600 million in damages. Adbulkarim posted a video to...

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