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Independent Student Newspaper for the University of Texas at San Antonio

The Paisano

Independent Student Newspaper for the University of Texas at San Antonio

The Paisano

Independent Student Newspaper for the University of Texas at San Antonio

The Paisano

Love on the bird: Doc’s advice

Love on the bird: Doc’s advice

Emma Cavanaugh, Distribution Manager February 10, 2026

Roadrunners are desperate for advice in the romance department. Luckily for them, “The Love Doctor” knows just the remedy to get these love birds flying again.   Q: How do I get a man to...

School, snow, spring

School, snow, spring

Audrey Villar, Arts & Life Editor January 27, 2026

As school kicks back into gear with the start of a new semester, students emerge from their winter-break slumps and take on the challenge of the current term. The return to campus for the spring session...

Taylor Swift, football, furries

Taylor Swift, football, furries

Jasmine Williams, Managing Editor October 7, 2025

With the fall semester almost at its halfway mark, it is nearly time for students to start breaking out their cold-weather wear and hunker down for midterms. In the meantime, they have mediocre pop music...

The contest was split into two groups — the "evil fems” and “performative mascs.” Whoever gained the most traction from the audience won the contest.

Lesbians link up

Jasmine Williams, Managing Editor September 30, 2025

Slowly but surely, masculine and feminine lesbians from near and far collected under the shade of the Flawn Sciences building. The air was thick, not with tension, but with yearning and eye contact...

Ice cream, TikTok screen time, holiday shaming

Ice cream, TikTok screen time, holiday shaming

Marisela Cruz, News Editor September 30, 2025

Reactions include how UT San Antonio students would spend the city budget as well as favorite ice cream flavors. With the recent scandal regarding Jimmy Kimmel, students contemplate who they would prefer...

Frugal frights for Halloween

Frugal frights for Halloween

Audrey Villar, Staff Writer September 30, 2025

As the spooky season approaches, students rush to put together their Halloween costumes. Retail costume stores can get pricey, so students may need to get creative when assembling their ensembles. Here...

Tears n’ bad eats

Tears n’ bad eats

Rylan Renteria, Sports Editor September 23, 2025

Four weeks into the semester and students are yearning. Whether it be services they feel would help them perform better in class or some higher-quality lunch spots, students are not holding back.  The...

Low-cost bites

Low-cost bites

Lourdes Czechowicz, Contributor September 23, 2025

With midterms creeping up and the brutal San Antonio sun persisting into fall, it is important to stay fueled for those long walks from the parking lot to class. Here are some sit-down spots near campus...

Decompress, football and clubs

Decompress, football and clubs

Jasmine Williams, Managing Editor September 16, 2025

UT San Antonio students are abuzz the third week of the semester with talks of who the UTSA Pisser could be. The football team redeemed themselves after defeating the University of Incarnate Word at home...

Rituals, go-to's and fan favorites

Rituals, go-to’s and fan favorites

Lourdes Czechowicz, Contributor September 9, 2025

UT San Antonio is two weeks into the semester, and campus is packed. The first home football game against rival Texas State University was a bust. Classes are ramping up, emotions are high and midterms...

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