Roadrunners are bursting with love this week. With Valentine’s Day on the horizon, UT San Antonio students cannot contain their lechery. Blushing cheeks are not hard to find on Main Campus, so if one has not scored a Valentine yet, do not fret. Sights for sore eyes are in high demand — keep an ear open for a Roadrunner’s mating call.
This week, The Paisano interviewed junior electrical engineering major Emilano Velazquez, junior political science major Jaina Barry, sophomore finance major Oliver Santos and junior information systems and technology major Nneka Onwudebe.
Is anyone actually watching the Super Bowl for the sports, or is it just for Bad Bunny?
It must be conceded that UT San Antonio students do not care about American football — at least when Bad Bunny is in the same room. One cannot blame them when Bad Bunny is quite the eye catcher. “Maybe if the Cowboys were playing, but I think they are just watching for Bad Bunny,” Santos said. “For Bad Bunny, I’m going to be honest,” Barry admitted, “I don’t even know what the Super Bowl is.” Onwudebe agreed that the halftime show will be the main attraction. Velazquez said he will be gambling.
What is your ultimate performative male ick?
Roadrunners are fed up with performative males; they express their exhaustion with a shared disdain for men.“Men who drink matcha,” Valesquez meeped, “because it tastes like grass.” “Men who listen to Mitski, Laufey and Lana Del Rey,” Barry snarled. “Men who only wear women’s clothes,” Onwudebe yucked. Although Santos offered that perhaps there is no such thing as a performative male, the self-report is brazen, but one may applaud his bravery if feeling generous.
Who are you casting a love spell on this Valentine’s Day?
Perhaps there will be no need to hover over the cauldron this year, as the magic may already lie between lovers at UT San Antonio. “For my girl,” Velasquez fervored. Santos held a similar sentiment and acknowledged his diva sweetheart. “To all my single baddies at home,” Onwudebe smiled, “I’m with you.” Barry dreams of Cillian Murphy; perhaps her yearning will be fruitful, and the adorned actor will come to UT San Antonio in search of her.
Have you ever been to Krispy Kreme?… Was it crispy?
‘Runners are split. Krispy Kreme proves not to be the most popular spot for birds.“Yes, it was crispy. It was creamy.” Barry recalled.“Yes,” Velasquez admitted, but was unsure of its crispness. Santos and Onwudebe said they have never been, but questioned its crispness.
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