As UT San Antonio students return to campus after the too-short spring break, they are determined to finish the semester off strong. Roadrunners were ready to share insight on topics, including Gracie Abrams, campus water fountains and, most importantly, meowls.
This week on Bird on the Street, The Paisano interviewed freshman biology major Nina Kurinij, junior accounting major Zachary Flores, junior criminology major Ela Hernandez and junior computer science major Elijah Britt.
If a divine revelation told you to block Gracie Abrams, would you do it and how long would it take you to fulfill this prophecy?
Flores provided a simple yet powerful answer. “I don’t know who that is,” he stated.
For those more chronically online, the response was unanimous. Hernandez spared no time making up her mind. “Yes. Automatically. I don’t need a divine revelation to tell me that,” Hernandez replied.
Kurinij agreed on blocking her “immediately,” and Britt, fulfilling the prophecy even before it was bestowed upon him, already had her blocked.
What are your opinions on the campus water fountains?
It seems that the campus water fountains are unpopular among Roadrunners. Both Kurinij and Hernandez replied that they do not use them. Britt expressed his dislike, noting that “half of them are broken.”
Flores responded similarly, albeit regarding the non-drinkable fountains. “I think they’re dirty,” he said. “I’ve seen some people jump in there before.”
Would you rather be in ‘Adventure Time’ or ‘Regular Show’?
Students had more split answers for this question. For these childhood staple shows, the decision was difficult and required some introspection. Flores and Kurinij went with “Adventure Time,” while Hernandez and Britt chose “Regular Show.”
If meowls were real, would you have one?
Meowls are beautiful, ethereal creatures that touch the souls of everyone who has laid eyes upon them. All of the students interviewed expressed their unbridled enthusiasm for having one.
“I would have a whole sanctuary,” Britt said. “I would have thousands — like, a whole enclosure. I love meowls.”
Hernandez and Kurinij expressed the same sentiments, both declaring, “I would have multiple.”
Kurinij went on to explain that “I love both cats and owls. A friend of mine told me if I were an animal, I would be a barn owl. I never forgot that.” It seems that meowls deeply resonate with ‘Runners. Flores had no doubt in his mind either, replying with a firm “100%.”
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