UT San Antonio students are abuzz the third week of the semester with talks of who the UTSA Pisser could be. The football team redeemed themselves after defeating the University of Incarnate Word at home 48-20, but it is unclear if they can keep up the momentum. What could be on the Roadrunners’ minds?
This week, The Paisano interviewed junior biology major Lauren Farmer, freshman mechanical engineering major Juan Pablo Rosco, freshman biology major Sanaia Fifer, freshman cyber security major Victor Gomez and junior biology major Mikey Hoyle.
What do you think the major is of the UTSA Pisser?
While the public pissing antics have been put to a halt, the questions surrounding the pisser’s identity persist.
Rosco is convinced it is economics, but Gomez argues it is psychology. Fifer and Hoyle both believe a business major is to blame. Farmer says, “Don’t come for me, but I’m gonna say engineering.”
How have you been decompressing after classes?
The coursework has only been piling up week after week. The ‘Runners are doing their best to cope with their own decompression go-tos.
Rosco and Fifer are less in tune with nature and opt for indoor activities. The former simply takes a nap, and the latter likes to doomscroll on Tiktok.
Hoyle is more productive with his time, sharing, “I have been journaling and working on myself.”
What clubs are you interested in trying out this semester?
Gomez stopped by a Filipino Student Association meeting recently, and he liked what he saw.
Hoyle did not hold back; he is looking into trying out six different clubs on campus. Rosco could not disagree more.
“I’m thinking about joining LATSA,” he said. “That’s it, the only one I’m gonna join.”
“One club I’m interested in joining is Black Women in Medicine. I haven’t joined yet, but hopefully I will,” Fifer says.
Who would win in a matchup: UTSA Football or the Dallas Cowboys?
Fifer, Rosco and Hoyle all have faith in the ‘Runners this time around, but Farmer and Hoyle do not believe UTSA has what it takes.
“I don’t watch football, but I’m not gonna say UTSA, sorry,” Farmer admits.
“I’m not gonna lie, the Dallas Cowboys are whooping us, so I would say them,” Gomez states.
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